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Chappal Defense System v1.0

Using proprietary ReflexSync™ tech, it detects incoming footwear at lightning speed, deploying an instant energy field to block, deflect, or (if necessary) catch the chappal mid-air.

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Auto Rage Quit Protocol

Powered by our patented AngerDiffusal™ engine, Rage Quit automatically activates at peak tilt moments—detecting emotional spikes and initiating a soft disengage sequence

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Productivity Amplifier v0.76.83

Using breakthrough SitSmart™ Tech, it aligns your spine, calms your soul, and channels your inner peak-performer energy. In our very real user tests, productivity levels shot up by 76.83%—just by sitting on it.

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AI-Powered Danger Detection System

Powered by our proprietary OopsAware™ Neural Net, it constantly scans your surroundings using invisible motion sensors and detects incoming threats—like door frames, coffee tables, forgotten dumbbells, or your cat seeking revenge.

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